June 10, 2019

Fuck Wharton!

After I burned my acceptance letter to Wharton…I drove the ashes in one of my Porsches over to Sheila Starr Ashley’s house,  drove through her front […]
June 12, 2019


By the time I was 22, I had been arrested 21 times…underage drinking multiple times, public urination multiple times, A&B, felony possession, misdemeanor possession, criminal trespassing, […]
June 12, 2019

You don’t SEEM Gay

So I had a florist once….funny the things you remember/resonate w/ you…so I said to him one day, so you’re don’t seem gay, how do you […]
June 12, 2019

Plenty of other bars

My toes were swollen and a bloody mess, I had a stress fracture in my left foot and my right knee buckled if I turned the […]